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Katrina Swirko

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Katrina Swirko is a humor & satire writer hailing from the comedy hub of Manchester, NH. She’s mostly an indoor cat, but sometimes you can catch her surfing the pavement like her hero, Bart Simpson.

September 8, 2021

Commander Riker’s Annual Starfleet Performance Review

by Katrina Swirko
June 16, 2021

Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear

by Katrina Swirko
July 8, 2020

Quarantine Protest Signs from the Black Death

by Katrina Swirko

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