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Keith Rubin
Keith Rubin is a writer and actor in NYC. You can read (and watch) more of his work in Reductress, Above Average, Funny or Die, HuffPo, and Points in Case, and you can see him perform on shows like The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and At Home with Amy Sedaris.
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October 28, 2020Political Fundraising Emails From Middle-earth
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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March 4, 2020I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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