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Articles by
Keith Rubin
Keith Rubin is a writer and actor in NYC. You can read (and watch) more of his work in Reductress, Above Average, Funny or Die, HuffPo, and Points in Case, and you can see him perform on shows like The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and At Home with Amy Sedaris.
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October 28, 2020Political Fundraising Emails From Middle-earth
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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March 4, 2020I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires