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Keith Rubin
Keith Rubin is a writer and actor in NYC. You can read (and watch) more of his work in Reductress, Above Average, Funny or Die, HuffPo, and Points in Case, and you can see him perform on shows like The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and At Home with Amy Sedaris.
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October 28, 2020Political Fundraising Emails From Middle-earth
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