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Articles by
Kerry Elson
Kerry Elson is a teacher and writer in New York City.
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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April 30, 2024Getting Dinner with Friends Who Don’t Know Each Other: Into the Friendship Multiverse
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April 11, 2024A Support Group for People Whose Friends Have Moved to Los Angeles
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March 7, 2024She Lives in New York and Los Angeles
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January 22, 2024Long-Time Single Procures Boyfriend: Field Notes
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August 17, 2023You Must Teach This New Curriculum with Fidelity
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September 7, 2022What Kind of Music Do You Like?
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May 2, 2022Our Bus Stop: A Play by Thornton Wilder
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August 25, 2021Hang Out with Me, a Teacher, Before Summer Is Gone
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May 27, 2021Enjoy Our Bedtime Tea, Which We Really Hope Is Enough
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September 4, 2020A Meditation for Kindergarten Teachers Who Are Teaching In-Person During the Pandemic
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August 19, 2020Myths of Athena, Retold So She’s Called “Ma’am”
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday