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Articles by
Kevin M. Hyde
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August 9, 2010Getting Outside the Box: Lateral Thinking Puzzles, Corporate Edition
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November 2, 2004First Names of Women Who Probably Shouldn’t Marry Me, Given My Surname
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June 1, 2004Talking Points for People Who Serve as My Professional References
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December 19, 2003Making the Ask: A Brochure on How to Outsource Your Marriage Proposal
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July 31, 2003An Open Letter to the Listerine Girl
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 11, 2025How to Emerge from Hibernation
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April 11, 2025Reviews of New Food: Coffee Mate White Lotus Thai Iced Coffee Creamer
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April 11, 2025Forget the Ten Plagues and Escaping, the Pharaoh and His Rich Friends Say They’re on Our Side
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April 10, 2025Playing Headline-Stealing Games with the Economy is a Great Way to Distract Everyone from Your Human Rights Atrocities