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Kimberly Harrington
Kimberly Harrington is the author of BUT YOU SEEMED SO HAPPY and AMATEUR HOUR and her work is included in the collection KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING. She writes the Substack-recommended newsletter HONEY STAY SUPER and her work has also appeared in The New Yorker, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and The Cut. A long-time copywriter and creative director, her clients have included Apple, Nike, and Netflix.
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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May 8, 2023I Know the Motive Behind Every Mass Shooting
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February 9, 2022If You Love to Write Just Wait Until You Try Not Writing
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September 15, 2021So You Just Announced Your Divorce Bingo
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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May 7, 2020Mother’s Day During a Global Pandemic Bingo
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April 22, 2020Who Has Five Atmospheres, Four Layers, One Moon, and Finally Got What They Wanted for Earth Day?
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March 19, 2020Homeschooling While Working From Home During a Global Pandemic Bingo
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March 12, 2020Working From Home During a Global Pandemic Bingo
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November 7, 2019Flyover State Erotica for Journalists
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September 18, 2019Successories for Her
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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