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Kristen Gaerlan

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Kristen Gaerlan

Kristen is a writer born, raised, and based in New York City. She writes copy for an ad agency by day and creative nonfiction for her blog by night. You can check out her stuff in Bustle, Pop Sugar, and other publications. Or, just buy her some whiskey.