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Articles by
Laura Slade Lewis
Laura Slade Lewis lives in Richmond, Virginia and is constantly endeavoring to “keep it weird.” She writes ads, satire, short stories, and encouraging notes for your packed lunches. Go get ’em, tiger.
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June 16, 2023About Your Supplemental Yacht Insurance for Orca Revenge Attacks
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August 3, 2021I Am a Female Character in a Fantasy Movie, and It Is Integral to the Plot That I Be Topless
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July 30, 2020The Child Labor Camp from HOLES Reopens Amid Coronavirus Concerns
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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August 16, 2019Dungeons & Dragons Rules for Progressives
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June 26, 2019Athleisure: A Modern Mystery
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