1. “I never lie, so if someone asked me a question, I told them.”
2. “You can’t define what’s middle class, what is wealthy, what is poor.”
3. “Today, you’re a piranha if you are seen having coffee with somebody from the other party in many cases.”
4. “He’s an alpaca.”
5. “I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”
6. “She thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers.”
7. “I do think there are certain times we should infringe on your freedom.”
8. “They didn’t sneak into this country to be your friends.”
9. “I don’t know why you should be proud of something. It doesn’t make you any better or worse. You are what you are.”
10. “What about this one? She’s got thick arms.”
11. “If you want to get the best people to run for office, we’ve got to make the rules easier, and simpler, and more understandable to get on the ballot.”
12. “I don’t know who that is, and I don’t care to find out.”
13. “If you can’t prove it’s not true then a certain number of people will glom on and say it is true.”
14. “I mean, you know, we don’t live in a perfect world.”
15. “I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.”
16. “They should take all the rapists and all the murderers and put them all together on an island, and all the murderers can be raped, and all the rapists can be murdered, until you’re down to only two rapists or one murderer-rapist, but who cares about him?”
17. “95% of your murders — murderers and murder victims — fit one M.O. You can just take the description, Xerox it, and pass it out to all the cops.”
18. “Forget, but never forgive.”
Mike Bloomberg: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 14, 17
Lucille Bluth: 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15, 16, 18