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Lawrence Wang
Lawrence Wang is a writer living in Brooklyn, New York. He is, to the surprise of everyone who meets him, an Eagle Scout. For more of his work, visit lawrenceywang.com.
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March 13, 2024The Meek Who Shall Inherit the Earth Lodge a Complaint
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February 8, 2023Notes for the Writers’ Room of the Second Cold War
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November 17, 2021Bernie Sanders Double-Dog Dares Elon Musk to Sell His Stock
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March 13, 2020We Are the Federal Reserve, and We Plan to Drown the Coronavirus Crisis In So Much Money
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September 20, 2019Dear Leaders of the World: Get Your Shit Together
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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