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Lindsay Hameroff
Lindsay Hameroff lives in Harrisburg, PA with her husband and two kids. Her work has been published in Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady Comedy, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and more. She also co-edits Frazzled, a parenting humor site on Medium. In her spare time, she can be found reading, cooking, or wrangling children.
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April 14, 2022Let Our Student Debt Go: A Passover Story
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August 11, 2021As a Body-Positive Swimsuit Brand, We Refuse to Retouch Our Already Flawless Models
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April 20, 2021Alanis Morisette’s “Ironic” Revised for Exasperated Parents
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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