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Articles by
Marco Kaye
Marco Kaye has contributed to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency since 2007. He has an MFA from NYU, and has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts & Murmurs.
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November 19, 2024Help, I’m a Thriller Writer Trapped in a Thriller Series, and I’m Not Getting Any Writing Done
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February 14, 2024As President, I Will Champion Gen X Rights
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March 13, 2023The Nine Circles of Home Renovation Hell
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August 5, 2021I Am a QR Code and I Am Here to Stay
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October 9, 2020The 52 Stages of Insomnia
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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August 13, 2019An Influencer Reports for Jury Duty
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December 14, 2018An Honest Charter School’s Annual Appeal
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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May 30, 2018The Writer’s Journey
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February 15, 2018At the P.R. Firm for Men
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October 16, 2017Your Children’s Bedtime Routine: Fantasy vs. Reality
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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