1. Lying
2. Waiting
3. Pondering
4. Recollection of Recent Mistakes
5. “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)”
6. Annoyance
7. Realization that This Could Last Awhile
8. Brainstorming
9. Scrawling
10. Disgust
11. Wait, Is It Lying or Laying?
12. Itching
13. Anticipation of Tomorrow’s Mistakes
14. Pillow Adjustment
15. Inventory of Personal Faults
16. Tossing
17. Anger
18. Evaluation of Prior Caffeine Intake
19. Meme Remembrance
20. Controlled Breathing, 90 seconds
21. Turning
22. Creak Identification
23. Depression
24. Debate With Nemesis (Win)
25. Hydration
26. Bargaining
27. Wondering What Acquaintances You Never, Ever Think of During the Day Are Up To
28. Masturbation
29. Denial
30. Meme Ideation
31. Debate With Nemesis (Loss)
32. Urination
33. Awareness of Skull Inside Face
34. Conception of Next Major Creative Work
35. Imagined Stardom
36. Interview With Reporter
37. Award Acceptance
38. Reporter Turns Out to Be Mom
39. Wait, Is This a Dream?
40. Depression
41. Clock Avoidance
42. Discovery of Repeated Phantom Wail In White Noise Machine
43. Acceptance
44. Sex With Nemesis (Tie)
45. Sleep Aid, Fuck It
46. Expired Medicine Check
47. WebMD Search
48. Self-Pity
49. Rumination of Worldwide Strife
50. Mild Hallucinations
51. One Shitty Little Alpha Wave
52. Alarm