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Mark Walters
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July 15, 2010Reports From the Pinball Scene: Column 8: Girls, Tornadoes
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June 16, 2010Reports From the Pinball Scene: Column 7: Ducks and Rabbits
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May 18, 2010Reports From the Pinball Scene: Column 6: Tales of the Hurricane
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March 24, 2010Reports From the Pinball Scene: Column 5: O, Crabtown
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January 19, 2010Reports From the Pinball Scene: Column 4: Pinball at the Museum
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December 9, 2009Reports From the Pinball Scene: Column 3: Volleyball House — A Tale of Two Doctors: Elkridge, MD
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October 27, 2009Reports From the Pinball Scene: Column 2: Airport Pinball (Bugs Bunny’s Birthday Ball and more): Manchester, NH
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September 18, 2009Reports From the Pinball Scene: Column 1: Funhouse on Funhouse: Silver Spring, MD
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July 18, 2007Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire
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October 28, 2003Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Fame Throwa” by Pavement
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