The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Martti Nelson
Martti Nelson is the author of comedies Lyssa Strata and Attack of the Rom-Com (August 2023), as well as humor in The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, and Robot Butt. She is very short.
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