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Matt McKenna
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September 5, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Passing to Brandon Marshall
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August 14, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: A Large Chicago Bulls Payroll Results in High American Labor Productivity
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July 26, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How a White Sox Playoff Appearance Keeps Obama in the White House
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July 12, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Strong Draft, Weak Dollar: How the Chicago Bulls’ Draft Picks Influence the Economy
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June 11, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Cubs May Exit the NL Central
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May 23, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How the Chicago Cubs Can Reelect Obama
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May 3, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Derrick Rose’s ACL and the Deficit: How a Torn Ligament Impacts the Federal Budget
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April 11, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Link Between the Chicago White Sox and the Price of Gas
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March 23, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How Cinderella Teams Sink the Economy
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March 6, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How the Republican Primary Hurts America and the Chicago Blackhawks
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February 15, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: American Decline and the People’s Republic of Basketball
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January 24, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Bull Market: How the Chicago Bulls Influence the S&P 500
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