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Articles by
Megan Rogers
Megan Rogers is a humor writer from New England. She’s written for Belladonna Comedy and Weekly Humorist.
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August 26, 2024Sun and Water Are All Your Garden Needs to Grow. Except Not That Much Sun, and Also Way Less Water
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November 30, 2021We’re a Small, Family-Owned Business and We No Longer Value Your Feedback
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August 17, 2021Phishing Emails No ’90s Kid Can Resist
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August 26, 2020I Worked in Trump’s White House and I Want a Book Deal to Share the Horrors I Did Nothing to Stop
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu