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Mike Jungman
Mike Jungman is a writer, comedian, and lawyer. His writing has appeared on McSweeney’s, Funny or Die, Reductress, Splitsider, and other sites around the web. He has written sketch comedy shows performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and the People’s Improv Theater. He lives in Brooklyn with his wife and French Bulldog.
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February 7, 2022A Return to the New Disquieting Normalcy of Short Existential Plays Starring You and Your Coworkers
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March 10, 2020I Breed French Bulldogs Because They Make Great Companions and Prove God Is Dead
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August 31, 2018An Endless Cycle of Short Existential Plays Starring You and Your Coworkers
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