McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Articles by
Mike Lacher
Mike Lacher writes and codes things on the Internet. You can see those things here.
-
April 26, 2024The Millennial CAPTCHA
-
January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
-
July 21, 2021Baby Shoes, Never Worn: The Twenty-Episode Podcast
-
January 17, 2020Is Me Cavechild Getting Too Much Pictogram-Time?
-
December 11, 2018How You Hope Your Extended Family Will React When You Explain Your Job To Them
-
April 20, 2018Welcome to Midwestworld
-
May 4, 2015Fundraising Ideas Rejected by McSweeney’s in Favor of Kickstarter
-
March 20, 2015I Have a Tote Bag About How Much I Love Books
-
January 30, 2015I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial
-
January 2, 2015Client Feedback on the Creation of the Earth
-
December 19, 2014How to Write Good Sex Scenes
-
August 12, 2014Vaudeville Tries to Save Itself Like Print Journalism is Trying to Save Itself
Trending 🔥
-
February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
-
February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
-
February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
-
February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
Recently
-
February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
-
February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
-
February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
-
February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally