In accordance with our informal tradition of updating documents every thirty years, whether they need it or not, our university is pleased to present this updated org chart that most accurately captures our system of governance (which management scientists term “Kafkaesque bureaucracy meets Lord of the Files,” though no one understands these references since we cut our literature requirements). Please click the image to enlarge for viewing, and if you don’t find yourself represented, definitely know that the exclusion was intentional.
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