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Nick Confalone
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October 19, 2005The Ballad of Matt Harrigon, Pinewood Derby Winner
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February 14, 2005Things a Lieutenant Would Say to His Men Before Combat If, Instead of Soldiers in a Central American Revolutionary Conflict, He Thought They Were Characters in Contra for Nintendo
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