Internet Tendency

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Nick Guadagnino

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Nick Guadagnino is a copywriter from Rochester, NY. He lives with his wife, two daughters and crippling imposter syndrome. He’s not sure how he got here.

December 4, 2023

The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?

by Nick Guadagnino
November 18, 2022

I’m the Owner of the Car Aboard the Titanic, and I Demand to Know Who Had Sex in It

by Nick Guadagnino

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