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Nicole Beckley
Nicole Beckley is a writer and performer whose work has appeared in the New York Times, 7×7, Tribeza, and the Onion AV Club, as well as in many small theaters and on at least one public access channel.
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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May 26, 2022We Would Love to Consider You For This Job We Have Already Filled
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February 23, 2022You’re Invited to My Birthday Fundraiser—Also, My Husband Is on the Supreme Court
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October 6, 2021Job Opportunity: Join the Facebook Apologies Team
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July 3, 2018What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally