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Nicole Beckley
Nicole Beckley is a writer and performer whose work has appeared in the New York Times, 7×7, Tribeza, and the Onion AV Club, as well as in many small theaters and on at least one public access channel.
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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May 26, 2022We Would Love to Consider You For This Job We Have Already Filled
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February 23, 2022You’re Invited to My Birthday Fundraiser—Also, My Husband Is on the Supreme Court
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October 6, 2021Job Opportunity: Join the Facebook Apologies Team
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July 3, 2018What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas