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Panio Gianopoulos

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Panio Gianopoulos

Panio Gianopoulos is an NYC-based writer and editor. His name is often mispronounced as Pontiac, Mario, Poncho, Dingo, Paula, El Baño, and most recently, the southern-inflected Pam Joe. He is the author of two books, How to Get Into Our House and Where We Keep the Money and A Familiar Beast.