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Articles by
Rob Sears
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January 12, 2018The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
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February 2, 2007Talk To Us With Towels
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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January 7, 2005Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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July 24, 2002A Man Dines Alone
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July 7, 2001Bad Sums That Equal Danger
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires