The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Robin Zlotnick
Robin Zlotnick is a writer, editor, and puppy enthusiast living in LA. She’s originally from New York but she doesn’t talk about it too much. You can check out her work at robinzlotnick.com.
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May 17, 2022This Woman Perfectly Illustrates What It’s Like to Have No Artistic Abilities Whatsoever
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May 11, 2020I’m the Quarantine Sitcom You’re Thinking of Writing, and I’m Begging You to Not
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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March 18, 2019More Wizard Facts We Wish J.K. Rowling Had Kept to Herself
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October 12, 2018Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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May 31, 2018It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead