At the grocery store
BUTCHER: Wow, you’re gonna cook this steak all by yoursel—
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At work
MALE COWORKER: [repeats idea you just presented not a minute before.]
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At a family reunion
UNCLE: You don’t understand. Trump—
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On a date
DATE: But not all men—
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At the Comedy Cellar
LOUIS C.K.:
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
On Twitter
MAN WITH NINE FOLLOWERS AND A PICTURE OF A RIFLE AS HIS AVATAR: He was 17, he was just a kid—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
At Orrin Hatch on the TV
ORRIN HATCH TALKING ABOUT DR. CHRISTINE BLASEY FORD: “I think she’s an attractive—”
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
At the Wall Street Journal’s Op-Ed page
BRETT KAVANAUGH: I am an independent, impartial jud—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
On the United States Senate floor
MITCH McCONNELL: We put forth the nomination of Brett M. Kavanaugh—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
After seeing A Star Is Born
MALE FRIEND: Lady Gaga was pretty good, but Bradley Coop—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!