Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”

At the grocery store

BUTCHER: Wow, you’re gonna cook this steak all by yoursel—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

At work

MALE COWORKER: [repeats idea you just presented not a minute before.]
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

At a family reunion

UNCLE: You don’t understand. Trump—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

On a date

DATE: But not all men—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

At the Comedy Cellar

LOUIS C.K.:
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

On Twitter

MAN WITH NINE FOLLOWERS AND A PICTURE OF A RIFLE AS HIS AVATAR: He was 17, he was just a kid—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

At Orrin Hatch on the TV

ORRIN HATCH TALKING ABOUT DR. CHRISTINE BLASEY FORD: “I think she’s an attractive—”
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

At the Wall Street Journal’s Op-Ed page

BRETT KAVANAUGH: I am an independent, impartial jud—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

On the United States Senate floor

MITCH McCONNELL: We put forth the nomination of Brett M. Kavanaugh—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

After seeing A Star Is Born

MALE FRIEND: Lady Gaga was pretty good, but Bradley Coop—
YOU: HaaAaaAAaaahAAHahhhAAaahhAAahhAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!