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Rochelle E. Fisher
Rochelle E. Fisher is a freelance writer, creative strategist, and a girl mom. She’s written content for various companies you might be familiar with. She has also written emails asking for her children to be excused from homework because “mommy just couldn’t do math tonight.” She lives somewhere within driving distance of the Brooklyn Bridge.
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June 14, 2023And the Lord Said, “Let There Be Birkenstocks”
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February 1, 2023Marie Kondo Edits Her Bestseller, The Life-Changing Magic of
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