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Rochelle E. Fisher
Rochelle E. Fisher is a freelance writer, creative strategist, and a girl mom. She’s written content for various companies you might be familiar with. She has also written emails asking for her children to be excused from homework because “mommy just couldn’t do math tonight.” She lives somewhere within driving distance of the Brooklyn Bridge.
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June 14, 2023And the Lord Said, “Let There Be Birkenstocks”
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May 8, 2023It Was Hard to Start This New Business with the Millions I Made from My Previous Business
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April 5, 2023Are You There God? It’s Me, Moses.
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February 1, 2023Marie Kondo Edits Her Bestseller, The Life-Changing Magic of
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November 7, 2022Are You Watching Election Night Coverage or Preparing for a Colonoscopy?
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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