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Ryan Weber
Ryan Weber teaches writing, sometimes successfully.
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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January 12, 2023Two Reviewers Provide Contradictory Feedback on Your Nietzschean Study of Early Mario Bros. Games
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March 10, 2022How to Reverse Declining History Major Enrollment Numbers, Which Are All the Faculty’s Fault
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March 24, 2021FAQs About the MLA Handbook, Ninth Edition
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist
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March 16, 2020Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course
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September 6, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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November 20, 2018Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
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January 5, 2018DC Comics’ Supervillains of Academia
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores