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Ryan Wolin

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Ryan Wolin is a Los Angeles-based writer who was born and raised in Chicago. He’s an avid fan of Gothic architecture, Elizabethan poetry, and lying about his interests to appear smarter.

October 15, 2024

I, Elon Musk, Will Pay Forty-Seven Dollars to Anyone Who Can Figure Out What’s Wrong with Me

by Ryan Wolin
September 12, 2024

Twelve Post-Birth Abortion Methods

by Ryan Wolin
July 14, 2023

Why Yes, This Human Internment Camp Did Used to Be a Topgolf

by Ryan Wolin

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A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

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