The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Ryan Wolin
Ryan Wolin is a Los Angeles-based writer who was born and raised in Chicago. He’s an avid fan of Gothic architecture, Elizabethan poetry, and lying about his interests to appear smarter.
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February 11, 2025I Vow to Fight Autocracy with Unprecedented Levels of Finger Wagging
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October 15, 2024I, Elon Musk, Will Pay Forty-Seven Dollars to Anyone Who Can Figure Out What’s Wrong with Me
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September 12, 2024Twelve Post-Birth Abortion Methods
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July 14, 2023Why Yes, This Human Internment Camp Did Used to Be a Topgolf
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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