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Scott D. Elingburg
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December 21, 2015Dispatches from the War on Christmas Music: “There Are Powerful Things in the World”: Low Bring the ’90s to a Delicate End With a Christmas EP
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December 16, 2015Dispatches from the War on Christmas Music: Golden Years and Young Americans: Bing Meets Bowie
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December 7, 2015Dispatches from the War on Christmas Music: Vince Guaraldi, A Charlie Brown Christmas — Vince Guaraldi, Miles Davis, and LFO Walk Into a Bar
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November 30, 2015Dispatches from the War on Christmas Music: An Exercise in Inescapability: Follow the Christmastime Nostalgia Trail
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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