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Shannon J. Curtin

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Shannon J. Curtin

Shannon J. Curtin is poet, essayist, humor writer, and novelist whose work has been featured in The New Yorker, Hobart, Reader’s Digest, Points in Case, AARP, and other publications. She holds an MBA, competitive shooting records, and her liquor. She would probably like you. Her first novel Stay Center=, came out in May 2024.