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Articles by
Stephen Statler
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June 18, 2018It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead
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May 17, 2018How Little League Baseball Turns Dads Into Assholes: A Mathematical Equation
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October 11, 2017Questions and Answers from Donald Trump’s IQ Test
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October 5, 2017Things Rex Tillerson Did Not Call Donald Trump
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November 5, 2015A Week of Radically Honest Pillow Talk
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December 9, 2014Dad, Can I Please Get Machine Gun Your Face 4 for Christmas?
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