The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Stephen Wood
Stephen Wood is a writer from Richmond, Virginia, based in New York City. In addition to attempts at humor, he writes about sports and politics, which he sometimes suspects are connected. His writing has appeared in Paste Magazine, These Football Times, and elsewhere. He has also worked as a teacher, a pro-bono brand evangelist for Vanilla Coke, a tester of high-end lint-rollers, and the guy who goes down to the lobby to pick up investment bankers’ Seamless orders.
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August 31, 2020As Democrats, We Must Protect and Uplift People of Means
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August 19, 2020Our Successful Return to Campus: An Update from Your University President
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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May 26, 2017Tearing Down This Statue of Walter White Would Erase an Important Piece of Albuquerque’s Unique Heritage
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September 8, 2010As I Sat Writing — From the Autobiography of William Faulkner
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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