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Articles by
Ted Travelstead
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October 24, 2022Truly Terrifying Things to See in a Haunted House
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June 17, 2015Things a Man Must NEVER Do Before the Age of 30!
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April 30, 2015MORE Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!
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March 26, 2015Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!
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January 6, 2012Stumpin’ With Randy
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January 15, 2009Crisis-Aversion Index Cards That Get Me Through a Normal Day
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October 24, 2007Suggested Poses for Photo Booth Pictures
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December 7, 2006A Web Log or “Blog” Started In an Attempt for Me, Gary Kimball, To Get Closer To My-15-Year-Old Son, Marcus, Who’s Living With His Mom and Her New Husband, Rick
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June 6, 2006Less Popular Game Show Catchphrases
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April 6, 2005Sex is Like Pizza Because…
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May 13, 2004Love Isn’t…
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes