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Articles by
Tom O’Donnell
Tom O’Donnell is an author and screenwriter. His newest novel, Moonsick, will be published by Wednesday Books.
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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July 26, 2018As Your Republican Candidate for Congress, I Promise to Eat One of Donald Trump’s Turds
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October 7, 2016Can You Believe Donald Trump Did That Thing?
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November 26, 2014Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
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November 25, 2013You Are Fired From This Father-Son Acrobatics Duo
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September 28, 2012OCTAGONO! The Award-Winning Game Of Octagonal Strategy
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February 22, 2012Diary Of My Failed Antarctic Expedition
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November 10, 2011OK, Maybe Our Apartment Is Too Small for a Bald Eagle
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October 11, 2011I’m Sorry I Bit You During My Job Interview
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires