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Tom O’Donnell
Tom O’Donnell is an author and screenwriter. His newest novel, Moonsick, will be published by Wednesday Books.
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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July 26, 2018As Your Republican Candidate for Congress, I Promise to Eat One of Donald Trump’s Turds
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October 7, 2016Can You Believe Donald Trump Did That Thing?
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November 26, 2014Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
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November 25, 2013You Are Fired From This Father-Son Acrobatics Duo
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September 28, 2012OCTAGONO! The Award-Winning Game Of Octagonal Strategy
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February 22, 2012Diary Of My Failed Antarctic Expedition
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November 10, 2011OK, Maybe Our Apartment Is Too Small for a Bald Eagle
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October 11, 2011I’m Sorry I Bit You During My Job Interview
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner