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Tom Russell
Tom Russell is a writer and book publishing professional. He lives with his family in New York City.
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September 13, 2022Becoming a New Dad in Middle Age: As Told by the Sheriff from No Country For Old Men
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October 5, 2020Media Report On Donald Trump’s Health or Media Report On Kim Jong-un’s Health?
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August 11, 2020Occupational Alternatives to Being Called a “Writer’s Writer”
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June 19, 2020Pitchfork Reviews Your Dad’s Latest Diatribe
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February 18, 2020We Have Exciting Deals On Your Child’s School Photos — We Also Have Your Child
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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August 19, 2019A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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June 25, 2019I Am the Quarter-Zip Merino Wool Sweater Here to Tell You, the Fleece Sweater Vest, to Step Off
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August 14, 2018Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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June 15, 2018A Father’s Day Greeting From LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy
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March 19, 2018The Five Stages of Socializing With Your Children’s Friends’ Parents
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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