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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons has contributed to McSweeney’s since 2006, so she probably should get a plaque for god’s sake. She’s a writer who writes a lot of things, but mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. Her middle-grade novel “Ginger Mancino, Kid Comedian” and her middle-age essay collection “I’m Wearing Tunics Now” are both out in 2022.
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November 5, 2024Voters of America as Explained by Their Pants
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore
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July 1, 2024Peri(menopausal) in Pink
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April 18, 2024Good News, Husband: I’ve Become a Tradwife
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 26, 2023Seeking Representation for My Unbannable Book
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August 9, 2023Email Greetings for Modern Times
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June 15, 2023Names for Your Middle-Aged Dad Band
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March 23, 2023This Month’s Perimenopausal Horoscope
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December 5, 2022I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All
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November 15, 2022I’m Wearing Tunics Now
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes