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Wendy Molyneux
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 24, 2015Cooking a Thanksgiving Turkey is Easy!
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October 22, 2015Guys, I’m Super Worried About Hillary Clinton
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February 7, 2014The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
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August 16, 2012Hello Stranger on the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
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May 30, 2012Mitt Romney Writes Erotic Fiction About Himself
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December 8, 2011Quotes From My TED Talk
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June 1, 2009Essay Prompts For the 2009 Senior Advanced Placement High School English Exam for Women
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January 5, 2009White House Staff Memo Regarding the Transition on January 20
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July 17, 2008OK, It’s Time to Talk About the Elephant in the Room
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February 11, 2008Ladies, I Love You: A Letter From Dr. Phil
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January 17, 2008The Girls of The Hills Visit Iraq
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu