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Adventures With Jonathan Ames
Jonathan Ames is a writer, pugilist, adventure goer, and the creator of HBO’s Bored to Death.
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February 25, 2007Adventures With Jonathan Ames: My Career as a Boxer: Lifetime Record 1-4
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January 9, 2004Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis
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December 8, 2003Adventures With Jonathan Ames: A Thanksgiving Journal
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November 17, 2003Adventures With Jonathan Ames: Club Existential Dread
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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