The Believer Magazine
Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League
Graham Murphy’s lifetime averages for points, assists, and rebounds per game are nowhere near a triple-double.
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April 5, 2008Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 29: The Game That Sunk Us Into a Paxil-Defying Funk
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March 19, 2008Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 28: The Game That Made Us Think That Things Were Bad but Hadn’t Hit Rock Bottom
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February 10, 2008Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 27: The Game That Confirmed Some of Our Initial Worries
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January 10, 2008Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 26: The Game That Marked the Beginning of Our Grudge Against the Commissioner
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September 25, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 25: The Game That Reflected Our Character
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June 4, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 24: The Shot Heard Round the League
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May 21, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 23: The Games That Vaulted Us to Near the Top of the Standings
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April 26, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 22: The Game That Succeeded the Hangover
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March 9, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 21: The Game That Demonstrated That Sometimes You Take a Bite Out of the Apple, Sometimes the Apple Takes a Bite Out of You
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March 1, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 20: The Game That Said We Could Play With Anyone
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February 15, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 19: The Game That Was the Pride of New England
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February 10, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 18: The Rout That Got Us Back on Track
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