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E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team
The University of Alabama English Department Football League (UAEDFL) was founded in 2007 and has since established a weekly event involving cleats, tear-away flags, and a highly elaborate rule book. Before each contest, Brian Oliu, the league’s commissioner, sends an e-mail to the English Department Listserv to rally these poet-athletes. From time to time, we’ll be sharing these missives with you.
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February 2, 2010E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 11: ATTENTION: It’s Time for Basketball
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October 27, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 10: The UAEDFL And The Dangers of Draft Stock
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October 6, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 9: The Fall of the UAEDCFL
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September 24, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 8: UA English Flag Football Cares
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September 2, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 7: The Cinematic Thrill Ride of Flag-Football
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August 10, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 6: UAEDFL Throwback Weekend
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July 23, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 5: A Very Special Message From the UAEDFL
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July 1, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 4: UAEDFL Sings!!
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June 22, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 3: UAEDFL Stadium Proposal
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June 11, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 2: If It’s In the Game, It’s In the Game
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February 27, 2009E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 1: A New Hope
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