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Family Practice:
An Occasional Column by
“Dr.” Amy Fusselman
Amy Fusselman is not a doctor. She will occasionally write about issues relevant to those trying to live harmoniously in a nuclear family system.
Amy’s books, The Pharmacist’s Mate and 8 are available in our store. Her new book, Savage Park is out now. She also edits the art and literary journal Ohio Edit.
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March 10, 2016Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Should You Get Your Kid a Cellphone? A Guide
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December 3, 2015Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: I Wanna Be Your Grandma-Mom
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January 16, 2015Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: The Great Cookbook Breakdown, Part 3: On Imagining
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November 4, 2014Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: The Great Cookbook Breakdown, Part 2: Cookbooks for Daydreamers
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October 7, 2014Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: The Great Cookbook Breakdown, Part 1
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January 14, 2014Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Becoming More Terrible
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October 1, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On RONR
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July 23, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Holding Steady
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June 4, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Restaveks and the Uneaten Lunch
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May 13, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: The Crosswalk, Plus, A Wormhole
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April 19, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Needing to Put on Your Shoes
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March 7, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Eyes, Ears, and Marriage
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