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adjuncts
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February 5, 2024Leaked Tracklist for Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department
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March 22, 2023Eight Wilderness Survival Tips for Adjunct Writing Instructors
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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July 5, 2022Minecraft for Adjunct Professors
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January 19, 2022I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature
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August 30, 2021Guidelines for New Adjunct Faculty to Help You Feel Kind of Welcome
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April 12, 2021Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors
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April 7, 2021I’m Sorry I Haven’t Graded Your Essays Yet — I’ve Been Busy Living Under Late-Stage Capitalism During a Global Pandemic
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June 17, 2020Murder Mystery or a Career in Academia?
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June 5, 2020An Update From Your University’s Vice President of Academic Affairs
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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