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March 1, 2024Injured by Attorney Horace McMorris? Call Attorney Horace McMorris
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August 5, 2020Medication Commercial Mad Libs
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June 24, 2019Your Best Friend Kelly Has Been an Ad for Our Tortilla Chips This Whole Time
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May 10, 2017The Fitness Sensation Sweeping the Nation: Wearing Your T-Shirt in the Pool™!
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March 24, 2017I BUY JUNK CARS AND RUN-DOWN HOUSES FOR CASH $$$. ALSO, IF YOU HAVE ANY FREE TIME, I WOULD JUST LOVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO
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December 8, 2016We Kidnapped Real People, Not Actors, to See What They Thought of the All-New 2017 Chevy Equinox
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February 15, 2013An Open Letter to Targeted Online Advertisers
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May 24, 2012Increasingly Threatening Taglines for Beauty Products
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September 13, 2006Refreshingly Honest Crate And Barrel Catalog Descriptions
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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