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All posts tagged
advice
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August 26, 2024Sun and Water Are All Your Garden Needs to Grow. Except Not That Much Sun, and Also Way Less Water
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April 23, 2024Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles
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November 22, 2023Butterball’s Helpline Helpline
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March 29, 2022AITA for Asking My Gorgon Girlfriend to Clean Her Snake-Hairs off the Floor?
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December 16, 2021The Only Seven Phrases You Will Need on Your Wedding Day
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June 18, 2021Happy Father’s Day: Pearls of Wisdom from My Gay Dads
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May 26, 2021Unsolicited Advice on How to Get Pregnant from Your Neighbor Jenna, Kath from Book Club, and Ancient Sumerian Fertility Deity, Ninkharsag
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March 27, 2020An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy from Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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November 21, 2019How to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can Bang
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee