Internet Tendency

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March 21, 2017

Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”

by Katie Novotny
July 8, 2014

I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

by Lukas Drake
September 1, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

by Kent Woodyard
January 28, 2010

Hit Singles From the 1990s in Passive Voice

by Jim Rodovich

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March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 9, 2025

I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong

by TJ Dawe

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I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife

by Hayley Igarashi Thomas
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Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 21, 2025

This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law

by Talia Argondezzi
April 18, 2025

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

by Amanda Lehr