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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 10, 2025Your Thirties Are the Best Years of Your Life, Unfortunately
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August 7, 2024An Oral History of My Aging Body
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June 21, 2024You Really Want to Start Skateboarding in Your Midthirties? Here Are Five Picks for Relaxing Outdoor Chairs Instead
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June 17, 2024A Nostalgic Reverie for My Youth, When I Wasn’t So Nostalgic All the Time
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December 30, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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November 10, 2023I Prefer Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup
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November 3, 2023You Have Reached the Turning-Thirty Helpline
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October 17, 2023Sure, Trump Is an Authoritarian Grifter, but at Least He’s Three Years Younger Than Biden
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April 13, 2023TikTok’s Old Age Filter Shows My Wife and Some Other Guy Standing on My Grave
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu