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air-travel
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March 14, 2024Boeing Announces New Safety Policy: “Fuck It, We Ball”
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June 28, 2023Summer Air Travel Tips from Apocalypse Now’s Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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November 5, 2021Attention, Other Passengers on This Flight: My Baby Hates You Too
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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October 30, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tiffany Hawk, Former Jump Seat Therapist
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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January 22, 2018I Feared for Our Safety, So I Successfully Got a Cisgendered White Male Kicked Off This Flight
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September 28, 2017A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee