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All posts tagged
airplanes
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June 27, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: Why Boeing Being Serially Sorry Doesn’t Fly
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March 14, 2024Boeing Announces New Safety Policy: “Fuck It, We Ball”
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February 28, 2024Help! Is There a Doctor Onboard? This Novel Is Urgent and Needs Care
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June 28, 2023Summer Air Travel Tips from Apocalypse Now’s Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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November 5, 2021Attention, Other Passengers on This Flight: My Baby Hates You Too
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June 16, 2020From This Moment Forward, I Will Only Accept Gratitude in the Form of Jet Flyovers
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October 30, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tiffany Hawk, Former Jump Seat Therapist
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts from the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 27, 2017Filling Out Your Harrison Ford Aircraft Incident Report
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu