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All posts tagged
aliens
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November 15, 2024I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance
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September 21, 2023Take Us to Your Leader, the One They Call Jake from State Farm
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August 12, 2020Americans, We Have Defeated the Invading Alien Horde By Allowing Them to Completely Dominate Us
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August 7, 2020The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan
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July 17, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: A Sad Excuse for a Summit
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June 1, 2018Modern Tips for Looking After Your Human Husband
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June 12, 2017We Are All Living In a Computer Simulation
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January 13, 2017We Are Sorry for the Food Craze
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November 14, 2016I, For One, As a White Woman, Welcome Our New Alien Overlords
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September 23, 2016Excerpts From the Gilmore Girls Revival Script, Which Seem to Indicate That Aliens Play a Large Role in the Show
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations